Monday, May 19, 2008

A snuff film for Kaja

A link for a snuff film: http://youtube.com/watch?v=LT1bAzKT7vE

The real Kaja

I have this program on my computer that lets you figure out how an animal would look like if that animal in question was a human beeing. Here are the results:

Wow! if you know Kaja in real life like I do, you would see a perfect mirror image of the actual Kaja!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Informational post.

The wild Kaja is very hard to tame, so the best way to make your Kaja talk is to put peanut butter behind his lips. To enhence the flavour, put bits of mushrooms and apples in the peanut butter.

Here is a recipe that Kajas enjoy:

-3 frozen rotten apple cores from the garbage

-mushrooms grown from a human body (preferably hemoroids)

-4 cups of boiling hot peanut butter (likes the pain)

put all these ingredients on whole grain bread as dry as the saharah desert. Then dip that into 2 week-old mushroom soup that has turned green and let it stew it its own juices for about 3 hours then refrigirate. The wild Kaja will enjoy this delicious meal and reward you by stomping physics equations.

Friday, May 16, 2008

The lawsuit

Here is pictures of Kaja's lawyers that are going to sue me for posting a picture of him on my page.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Kaja Valenta is actualy a horse


Yes, as we see him walk to his house (stable) we can see a cunning resemblance!

This is going to be the future tyrant of the world.
"this is not me"
"i dont want to look like that"

I need super mario rpg!

Whoever has this game! give me your adress and ill come and kill you to get it.
Hello, my name is Max, and I have a massive game system and game collection. Ive been playing video games since I was 3 and the first system I had was a Super Nintendo. I since collected almost every other systems and I do videos about them sometimes.

I have a youtube account with all my videos: youtube.com/maxbearguy1