Informational post.

The wild Kaja is very hard to tame, so the best way to make your Kaja talk is to put peanut butter behind his lips. To enhence the flavour, put bits of mushrooms and apples in the peanut butter.

Here is a recipe that Kajas enjoy:

-3 frozen rotten apple cores from the garbage

-mushrooms grown from a human body (preferably hemoroids)

-4 cups of boiling hot peanut butter (likes the pain)

put all these ingredients on whole grain bread as dry as the saharah desert. Then dip that into 2 week-old mushroom soup that has turned green and let it stew it its own juices for about 3 hours then refrigirate. The wild Kaja will enjoy this delicious meal and reward you by stomping physics equations.